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Kids and drunks

If it’s summer, that means it’s time for another shitshow on Feministe from a guest blogger who declares that the childfree hate and oppress children — this time, it’s because the GB was at a bar with her kid when she received a call from a friend who wanted her to hang out, chill, drink and greet the dawn — at least until the GB’s friend (or the friend’s friends; there was mention of whispering in the background) asked if her daughter was with her.  From this, the GB declared, “You do not have a right to child-free spaces,” slammed US culture (the GB, Maia, lives in Cairo) as child-unfriendly, and pretty much put people on notice that if they see a child misbehaving in public, they’re awful, child-hating, oppressing people if they don’t send “warm energy” rather than eyerolls the child’s way.

No word on whether she asked her friend why she asked about the kid’s presence, which might have cleared things up.  But I guess revealing the source of the friends’ reluctance to party down with a three-year-old might cast doubt on both the central premise of the post — that wanting a handful of adults-only spaces is misogynist — and on Maia’s description of her child as Cooler Than You.

Things devolved, as they do on Feministe.  This is a well-greased third rail.  Within the first ten comments, the original idea of “How dare you want to keep me from bringing my toddler to an all-night party or have a limited number of spaces where kids are not allowed” to “The childfree want to keep kids out of ALL public spaces, and that’s misogynist because it limits the movements of women in society, you bigots!”  While that would be the case if true, it’s, well, not true, and so: I call straw.  Particularly nice was the way that PWD were mocked for wanting quiet spaces, or service workers were told to just shut up and do their jobs if they complained about kids who knocked things (or people) over and created more work/a more dangerous work environment.

But I’m not going to rehash all the depressingly well-trod talking-past-each-other business; others have done so.   I’m going to follow up on Karnythia’s post and talk about kids and drunks, as someone who’s been there.

It’s a topic on which I am well-versed, having grown up with a seriously alcoholic father.  How serious?  He drank nearly a liter of Scotch every single night (in a little under three and a half hours) when I was growing up.  When I was little — as in the age of Maia’s daughter — I probably didn’t notice his drinking too much because a) he was not quite as bad then; b) I was in bed by the time he really got rolling, and my mother ran interference.  But of course, as you get older, you get a later bedtime, and I started becoming aware something was wrong as I started staying up late enough to see him really get sloshed.

Mind you, unlike Karnythia, I wasn’t brought to bars.  My father drank at home, and if we were out somewhere when he was drinking, it was a party or a barbecue or a bar/restaurant, and my mother was there as well, not drinking, and keeping an eye out for when we should get the hell out of there before he made a scene.  She didn’t always get him to leave before that happened, but she usually was the one to drive home (usually — I do recall some terrifying rides with Dad drinking while he drove).

So unless I saw drunk uncles or neighbors or friends of parents, my experience of drunks as a child was pretty much limited to my father.

And let me tell you, if he was any guide — and I found out when I was older and hung around drunk people at bars that he indeed was –  drunks are fucking terrifying.

I still get agita when watching TV with people who like to have the TV at high volume, because if Dad heard the TV when he had a snootful, he would probably come downstairs or into the basement and start bellowing at us, chasing us around, or on occasion, beating my brothers (once, he attacked my brother with a thick steel T-square, hitting him on the head; my brother called child protective services, which didn’t go down very well with Dad or Mom).  We couldn’t be assured that he was really passed out after 9, when he usually went upstairs, because there were a significant number of times when he came roaring down the stairs after he’d gone up and we’d all emerged from the basement or outside.

Same thing with yelling.  I get heart palpitations when people raise their voices around me (when it’s otherwise quiet), and I don’t think that’s ever going to go away.   Once, when I was 7 or 8, my sister and I found my parents’ first kitchen table down in the basement.  Since we didn’t have a desk in our room, we asked our mom if we could have it, and she said sure.  I know we painted it; she may have even helped us.  That night, we were in our room, in bed, when he kicked open the door and demanded to know where the marijuana was.  Kat and I cowered under our covers, screaming; we didn’t know what the hell he was talking about - I’m not sure we knew what marijuana was (did I mention I was 7 or 8?).  Turns out he smelled the paint fumes and assumed they were drugs — probably because he had no idea what weed smelled like.

The thing that made all of this so terrifying was its unpredictability* — you really just never could tell when he would go off, even if you had a general sense of what might set him off; as in the paint fumes/marijuana incident, you could be woken from a sound sleep by bellowing, banging, roaring.  A lot of drunks are like that; they can be happy one second and violent the next, but if they’re strangers to you, you don’t know the triggers or the warning signs or how many drinks it takes to go from one to the other — or how many drinks they’ve had.  Not that knowing makes it any better.

Which, you know, makes taking your toddler** to a bar a really stellar idea.

If that makes me an oppressive child-hater, I will wear that name proudly.

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* What made it really poisonous was that we couldn’t talk about it, except among us kids.  He didn’t remember a goddamn thing, and my mother wanted to pretend it never happened.   We lived our lives wrapped in shame and fear and furtiveness.  And resentment — oh, boy, did we live with resentment.  Even when he got sent to rehab by his company because he kept getting stinking drunk on business trips, he tried to blame it on us for having an issue with his drinking.

**  Not limited to toddlers.  I don’t like to see kids of any age at bars.  Leaving aside questions of the unsuitability of a bunch of drinkers as companions for children, bars are fucking LOUD even if they’re not playing music.  A crowded bar creates a self-reinforcing feedback loop of noise — the bigger the crowd, the louder it is, and the louder you have to talk to be heard.  I will leave a bar that’s too loud; I can’t imagine that’s good for the development of any kid’s hearing.  For that matter, what is wrong with people who bring their dogs and their sensitive hearing to loud bars?

Like a crazy cat lady, but with kids

Does anyone else find the whole octuplets story disturbing?

First, there’s the whole issue of how much the media kvells over mega-multiple births (as long as they’re the right color, of course, or not immigrants) * or women who have child after child because Gawd commands it. TLC has essentially become The Litter Channel, with multiple shows dedicated to glorifying enormous mutliple births (Jon and Kate Plus Eight) or right-wing Quiverful families (17 Children and Counting, though now there are 18), in which this kind of family is presented as gosh darn wacky and loving, with nary a mention of the downside, such as the health problems that mega-multiple babies can have, the enormous expense (both medical and non-medical, the toll on the mothers’ bodies, and in the case of the Duggars, the fact that the whole enterprise is held together by the labor of teenage and preteen girls who shoulder almost the entire daily burden of caring for their siblings and parents (seriously — each child has a “jurisdiction,” which for the girls is “doing all the cooking or laundry for 20 plus childcare for any younger sibling who’s been weaned at 6 months so Michelle can get pregnant again” and for the boys is “walking the dog.” There’s a reason the Duggar girls all look exhausted). It doesn’t help that suppliers of baby products, such as Pampers, rush in to donate diapers or other items (sometimes even houses and minivans) — at least for a while. Once the cameras go away, you’re still left with a huge number of infants to change, clothe and feed.

Then there’s the rather disturbing statements the grandmother of the octuplets has made about her daughter: Continue reading ‘Like a crazy cat lady, but with kids’

Dear child at the daycare center outside my window,

If you don’t stop blowing that whistle, I’m going to come down there and shove it down your trachea.

Love,

Zuzu

Why I’m glad I don’t work at home more often

The office where I work is closed, but because I need the money, because there’s still work that needs to be done, and because the document review I’m doing is online, I got all the secret codes so I can work from home.

And, dammit, wouldn’t you know it’s a nice day out.

Which means that the kids from the daycare center that’s right outside my window are out in the yard, screaming their heads off.  Well, except that one kid, who makes all these weird guttural howls.  I suspect that may be the same kid who brandished a hockey stick at me and Junebug one day as we were walking by his house and howled, “I WANNA KILL THE DOG!”

And people wonder why I don’t want kids.

I’m starting to wonder about Broadsheet

Carol “I am watching my 2-year-old for signs of chubbiness because that way lies hoochie-mama-dom” Lloyd* was bad enough, but now Tracy Clark-Flory ups the ante with this wistfully paternalistic little bit in a post about an Alternet piece describing the efforts of a young white woman to get her tubes tied, only to be told over and over that she was too young: Continue reading ‘I’m starting to wonder about Broadsheet’

Unfriendly Skies?

Carol Lloyd at Salon’s Broadsheet posted a story the other day about a woman who’s suing Continental Airlines for kicking her family off a flight after some kind of altercation with the flight attendant over the flight attendant’s alleged suggestion that the woman’s son, who was repeating, “Bye bye plane” before takeoff, needed to shut up, and, when the mother asked what she was supposed to do, that “It’s called baby Benadryl.”

Now, I don’t know what happened on the flight, because I wasn’t there. Not to mention, we’re only getting the mother’s side of the story (including her appearance on Good Morning America with her son, who was so restless and making so much noise he had to be taken away from the interview). We really can’t tell, from the mother’s account, just how she objected to the alleged suggestion of Benadryl (and from experience, I’m guessing that this is where things went all pear-shaped, since these kinds of accounts usually leave out crucial details like that. Which is why you usually hear about them when the complaint is filed and not after more details have come out during discovery and the case is settled).

What I want to talk about is Lloyd’s post at Broadsheet, because it irritates the fuck out of me. After recounting the Continental story (casting it as “mother kicked off flight for refusing to drug her child”), Lloyd continues:

Bring on the child haters, the airline critics, the lazy parenting theorists! If you think this story sounds like an urban legend designed to foment sippy-cup culture wars, I don’t blame you. I too would have found it difficult to swallow had I not experienced a similar treatment on an airline just last month. The details are tedious — they involve me tapping the flight attendant on the shoulder trying to pass along some trash, him informing me he didn’t appreciate “being touched,” and me asking why he was being so rude. He then snarled at me: “Your children are totally out of control! If you’d just discipline them, you’d be much better off.”

Right. Because anyone who gets irritated by screaming kids on airplanes must be a child-hater. It gets better, though: Continue reading ‘Unfriendly Skies?’